whrred:

[gently and kindly reminding you that someday someone is going to look at you and finally understand every sappy love song they’ve ever heard]

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

"I am the girl who prefers to spend her Friday night curled up with her pillow, reading a good novel, and I am also the girl who likes to go out on a Saturday night and dance until the DJ plays his last song. I am the girl who wants to wear beat up converses and an oversized sweatshirt, and I am also the girl who owns over sixty dresses and too many shoes to count. Why did it become okay to say one is better than the other? Because I am all of that."

Ming D. Liu, What is “better?”

Me, In a nutshell

(via cuna-e)

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

  • Me: showers are nice
  • White boy: yeah, they're hot and wet ;)
  • Me: yes. Thank you for telling me what I already know. Go to church
  • pomeray:

    my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

    "Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch."
    Male proverb (via parahdocks)
    luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh