< Starry Eyed

methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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(via bullied)

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

(Source: societyghost, via notanunsub)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via weepingdildo)

firemen:

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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(via legalmexican)

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(Source: kaname-madoka, via weepingdildo)

gestured:

there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

(Source: widths, via nighthooker)

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

(via hesinmyveins)